“There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.”
—(via gossipquirrell)
June 2013
64 posts
“The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away.”
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Alysia Harris (via theriverjordyn)
Everyone, especially women, especially teenage girls, need to read this.
(via dontwakemamabear)When you worship, God doesn’t care that you don’t hit every note perfectly or that every sentence of your prayer is structured correctly. He cares that your worship is genuine and that it comes from the depths of your soul. Worship God in the beauty of His holiness. He’s not looking for accuracy. He’s looking for authenticity.
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
- Friend: How can you tell what season that clips from?
- Me: The hair.
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
omg this is perfect.
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
If you claim to be a Christian,
but don’t extend unconditional love to people,
and openly claim to hate certain groups of people,
you’re doing it wrong.
