August 2011
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When I'm shuffling
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Expectation
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Commit Crime
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So one time during my sophomore year of college I decided to clean my area of the dorm. It was so clean my roomate asked me if I was moving out. True story.
July 2011
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Those times when you read the Bible and find a verse that you’ve heard in a song and go “That’s where it’s from!!!!”
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So I’ve tabulated my results and it will take me 10.31 years to completely pay off my loans. What does the .31 even stand for? Days, weeks, or months? I really need to brush up on my grade school math. Thanks for nothing college.
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Basically, yeah
Person: “So what did you major in?”
Me: “Journalism.”
Person: “Oh you’re gonna be a writer? Am I gonna see you on TV?”
Me: “No, I work at an air conditioning company.”
