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So one time during my sophomore year of college I decided to clean my area of the dorm. It was so clean my roomate asked me if I was moving out. True story.
Those times when you read the Bible and find a verse that you’ve heard in a song and go “That’s where it’s from!!!!”
So I’ve tabulated my results and it will take me 10.31 years to completely pay off my loans. What does the .31 even stand for? Days, weeks, or months? I really need to brush up on my grade school math. Thanks for nothing college.
Person: “So what did you major in?” Me: “Journalism.” Person: “Oh you’re gonna be a writer? Am I gonna see you on TV?” Me: “No, I work at an air conditioning company.”