me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight out of the jar
me: I can't be tamed
The only reason I’m excited for Randy’s return is because I missed his thighs, no regretttttssss. truth
When you smell weed
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
There is a difference between disagreeing with...
whoishannahh: I disagree with homosexuality. But I will not disrespect a person who is gay or a person who supports it. I would like the same courtesy.
WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF MY FAVORITE DRINK
forever90s: gpoy. no joke.
scarletarcana: Prank idea: Don a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.
gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails....– Nelson Mandela (via eastafrodite)
So if you’re not loving Him well, you don’t need to try harder, you need to...– Mike Donehey (via jesusiswhatthisworldneeds)
yggdrasilly: Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
That moment when I'm listening to music with my... →
lulz-time: Outside I’m like: But inside I’m like:
chroniclesofpanem: i’m going to write a book and give little to no physical descriptions on any of the characters at all and then hopefully my book will become a film and i can watch and laugh at everyone who is arguing over what race my characters are
ttlyjamesok: I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
Kane better make a damn good cake for AJ and...
When you’re feeling down and you see a relevant...
senorbutts: forever selecting “price: low to high”
To My Future Husband:
tomyfuturespouse: Everywhere I look people are getting engaged, getting married, or having children. I know our turn is in His perfect timing but I’m getting antsy. Praying for you as I am reminded of you often. ;) I love you.
a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 because you're single: priceless
Don't try to fill the emptiness you feel with the...