The Bible is not a package of bandaids. You cannot apply it by picking and choosing which scripture goes where in your life.
The Bible is Extreme Makeover: Heart, Soul, Body and Mind Edition. It is the living and active Word of God that has no room for the lukewarm. It is sharper than any two-edged sword. It pierces to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.
Ok so AJ and Kane I was like ZOMG, and Zack Ryder's face after seeing Vince dance with Naomi and Cameron I was like LOLOLOLOL, then the last 10 frickin minutes with Cena, Big Show, John Laryngitis, and Vince I was all WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT???????